Dynamite (Dynamite blows up Rock, Scissors cut fuse)
Teenagers (Teenagers bash Rock, Scissors cut Teenagers)
The Hands of Time (erosion wears away Rock, Scissors are stainless steel)
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Things That Paper Could Be Replaced With to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable.
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