Send him flowers for no reason
Pass him a note in geography
Make him a mix tape
Set him free
Make an altar to him with his trash
Lists
- - - -
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney’s Book of Lists is available for purchase at any bookstore you care to name.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk.
BY Jen Goodhue
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
List: Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christby Andrew Sutherland and Cara Jennison (8/3/2005)
Christ Goes To Happy Hour.
by Duane Swierczynski (4/13/2001)
Glamorous
by Sylvie Callahan (11/23/1999)
RECENTLY
Ridgemore Day School: An Introduction
by Rudy Martinez (5/18/2012)
The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Daily Grind
by Brian Spitulnik (5/18/2012)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to America from a Dissatisfied Immigrant
by Maria Melnik (5/18/2012)
POPULAR
Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyleby Cleo Plagg (3/2/2012)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)