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Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk.
BY Jen Goodhue
Send him flowers for no reason
Pass him a note in geography
Make him a mix tape
Set him free
Make an altar to him with his trash
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List: Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ
by Andrew Sutherland and Cara Jennison (8/3/2005)
Christ Goes To Happy Hour.
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List: Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
by Jennifer Simonson (2/23/2012)
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by Mike Lacher (5/30/2014)