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Baby Wendy Carlyle, 19 inches, 84 pounds

BYOB

Don’t forget your towel!

The more sausage the better

Seahawks game to follow

RSV Pee Pee

For directions look at a map

Theme: Dirt Bikes

Stephanie, you’re not invited, bitch

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