1. Get your mail.
2. Drink your own urine.
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Things You Will Still Be Able to Do After the Collapse of Society As We Know It, Provided Your Postapocalyptic Vision Aligns With Kevin Costner’s.
1. Get your mail.
2. Drink your own urine.
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