1. Get your mail.
2. Drink your own urine.
Lists
- - - -
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney’s Book of Lists is available for purchase at any bookstore you care to name.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Things You Will Still Be Able to Do After the Collapse of Society As We Know It, Provided Your Postapocalyptic Vision Aligns With Kevin Costner’s.
BY Joseph Faison
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
List: Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Producedby Eric Feezell (7/15/2005)
Spoilers from the Endings of Future Remakes of the 1970 Film Love Story
by Dustin Kurtz (9/14/2010)
I am the Orson Welles of Powerpoint
by Oyl Miller (9/16/2010)
RECENTLY
Tontine Rules
by River Clegg (2/8/2012)
Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: That’s So Awkward
by Larry Buchanan (2/8/2012)
Monologue: I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
by Sean Adams (2/8/2012)
POPULAR
In Which I Fix My Girlfriend’s Grandparents’ WiFi and Am Hailed as a Conquering Heroby Mike Lacher (1/20/2012)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
by Joshua Tyree (1/10/2002)