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Thoughts I’ve Had While Watching Intervention That Could Possibly Be Red Flags.
Oh, she puts vodka in her fridge. I should try that.
I wonder where he bought that 2-gallon jug of wine.
Wow. Meth really helps you shed some pounds.
I wobble way more gracefully than he does.
So I guess it’s pretty much understood that you don’t have to kiss your johns on the lips. That’s a relief.
I could totally make trailer-living work.
This is so depressing. I need a drink.
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