OWN YOUR OWN

Have you ever dreamed about owning your own yacht or thole? You can own your own thole for less than it would cost you to own your own yacht. In fact, you can own your own thole for the same amount as a Thoth.

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REJECTED MAFIA NICKNAMES

Vanilla
Kitty
Marcel Duchamp
Archilochus
Tony the Logical Positivist
X-15
Gideon
Achilles Fang

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AS IT TURNS OUT

As it turns out they have relaxed the restrictions and I think your son should reapply. Make sure he wears protective clothing since he will most likely appear before one with a bird head, one with a rat head, and one with the head of a snake.