Does A Boring Lover Deserve To Die?
Bouncing Beauty Gets Her Breasts Blown Off
Murder Is Friendlier In Maui
The Piece Of Meat Was Pam’s Thigh
A Gun Blast Climaxed The Orgy
The Sizzling Lover Was Burnt To A Crisp
His Head Was Hacked Off By A Machete
Kill My Impotent Husband
Chopped Up And Stacked Like Firewood
He Shot Them All In The Face
Why Did He Kill Babs And Her Babies?
If The Kids Are A Nuisance, Poison Them
Murder Was Preferable To Going To Bed With Him
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