THINGS I’D PROBABLY SAY
IF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WERE JUST
A WEEKLY TV SHOW AND I WERE
A REGULAR VIEWER.
By Eric Maierson

“Now, see, you can’t just go and do something like that. That would be illegal.”

“Boy, someone’s gonna get fired for that.”

“Wasn’t that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?”

“Come on, in real life you’d never get away with something like that.”

“They really expect us to believe that?”

“Am I the only one confused here?”

“Does this make any sense to you?”

“Why is this still on?”

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DISCARDED TITLES
FOR GEORGE ORWELL’S 1984.
By Jez Burrows

O Brother, Where Art Thou? Oh Right, Everywhere

SurveillanceTown!

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Faceless Omnipotent Oppressors

What the Fuck Are You Staring At?

Guys, Seriously, Can I Just Get a Little Me-Time Here?

Hate: The Musical!

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Chilling Dystopian Landscape

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FAMOUS NAMES REWRITTEN
IN A WORLD GREATLY INFLUENCED
BY THE MAIN CHARACTER
OF A 1982 DISNEY MOVIE.
By Josh Kramer

Tron Kerry
Tron the Baptist
Tron Lennon
Little Tron
Tron Coltrane
Jasper Trons
Sean Tron
Papa Tron
Long Tron Silver
Sir Elton Tron
Capt. Tron Smith
Pope Tron Paul II
Olivia Newton-Tron