Vandalism seen at a cheerleading camp and a mnemonic for the ingredients in a Big Mac (two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, a sesame seed bun).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags.
BY Kent Woodyard
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