It was a dream.
He was a girl.
She was a guy.
He did it.
He wasn’t real.
He was dead the whole time.
She was dead the whole time.
They were dead the whole time.
It was aliens.
It was robots.
It was science fiction.
God did it.
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It was a dream.
He was a girl.
She was a guy.
He did it.
He wasn’t real.
He was dead the whole time.
She was dead the whole time.
They were dead the whole time.
It was aliens.
It was robots.
It was science fiction.
God did it.