Um, Good.
There’s nothing “trippy” about Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup. Your mother lied.
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What Was I Thinking?
Joining Mensa was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
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There’s nothing “trippy” about Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup. Your mother lied.
Joining Mensa was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.