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Unfortunate Ballpark Promotions.
BY CHRIS STECK
Estranged Spouse Night
“The Scientology of Baseball”
Gillette Straight Razor Giveaway, as part of “Turn Back the Clock” Night
Kissin’ Kousins Night
Scotts Turf Builder Dandelion Seed Night
“Race Toward the Cure!” Night (featuring a performance by the Cure)
Laser Pointer Night
Queer Eye makeovers
Open Bar Night
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