(Check all that apply.)
Invitations $100
Invitation Embossing $300
Website Design & Maintenance $2,000
New York Times Announcement $750
Welcome Balloons $119
Welcome Blimp $2,400
Valet Stroller Parking $500
Nanny Holding Area $250
Magician $600
Rabbit Groomer $400
Puppet Show $750
Kabuki Workshop $2,500
Balloon Animals $200
Balloon Animals (life-sized) $1,800
Balloon Sistine Chapel $21,000
Komodo Dragon Exhibit/Demonstration $7,000
Komodo Dragon Venom Antidote (per vial) $267,482
The Wiggles $80,000
Laurie Berkner $15,000
Non-Equity Actor With Guitar $25
Bouncy Castle Rental $1,500
Bouncy Castle Liability Insurance $20,000
Craft Table $400
Metallurgy Table $1,200
Gothic Architecture Table $8,000
Nano-Robotics Lab $14,000
Anti-Gravity Chamber $1.3 million
Chocolate Pudding Diving Tank $12,000
Organic Chicken Nuggets $400
Artisanal Ketchup $150
Birthday Cake $575
Dairy-Free Birthday Cake Surcharge Just For That One Damn Kid $300
Skittles $174.23
Photographer $800
Videographer $1,200
Motion-Capture 3-D Holographer $47,570
Embedded Wall Street Journal Reporter $500
Archivist $300
Dramaturg $250
Ken Burns $22,000
Sushi for Parents $827
Open Bar for Parents $2,300
Reiki Masseuse for Parents $550
Elvis Costello Acoustic Concert for Parents $35,000
Dolce & Gabbana Goody Bags $795
I Guess You Want Something In Those $4,738
iPod Lollipops $3,582
Bronze Mini-Busts of Birthday Child $16,200
I Bet You Won’t Notice This Charge $1,750
Closing Fireworks & Laser Show $47,900
Ambien For Kids (per dose) $55
Birthday Money Brokerage Fee $5,000
Gift Hauling $600
