Sun and moon collision
All eyeballs turn to wood
Tornado made of fire
Sea mammals attack world’s financial centers
Mountains leave
Colin Firthquake
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Sun and moon collision
All eyeballs turn to wood
Tornado made of fire
Sea mammals attack world’s financial centers
Mountains leave
Colin Firthquake