In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
Vegans Proudly Show Off Their Healthy “Pretend Poultry” Tacos or Their Soy Sauce Omelettes. Seemingly, Skipping Over the Tasty Staples of Dinner Appeals to Annoying Gardeners.
Further motivation to avoid interaction with self-righteous herbivores, and a mnemonic for the first seven offices in the line of presidential succession (Vice President, Speaker of the House, President pro tempore of the Senate, Secretary of State, Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Defense, and the Attorney General).
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