Non-Essential Mnemonics

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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.

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Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens.

BY Kent Woodyard

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The only anti-vegetarian argument I’ve ever needed, and a mnemonic for the countries in South America (Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Paraguay, Columbia, Guyana, Uruguay, Chile, Suriname, Ecuador, Bolivia, French Guiana).

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Non-Essential Mnemonics

Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens.

BY Kent Woodyard

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