Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a little garnish of retribution, sprinkled with payback, under grated reprisal, and on a bed of confused childhood erotic desire for your great-aunt.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
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Vengeance.
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