For the end
For the bus
To go
For the bathroom
For a sign
For a table
For a chance
On a friend
For the rain to end
For an answer
For the climax
For the full story
For the solution
To hear
For the phone to ring
For the sun to go down
To come
For the commercial
For the credits to roll
For my name to be called
For the weekend
On line
For the bill
For the cure
In vain
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