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Ways in Which Free to Be You and Me Damaged My Future Relationships With Women.
Made me think it’s all right to cry.
Made me think I’m OK just how I am.
Made me think women want to be with Alan Alda.
Made me think I’d enjoy being a girl.
Made me think it’s OK to kill hitchhikers.
Made me think it’s all right to have a doll.
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