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Ways To Offer Coffee Refills at a Diner (If You are Working at the Diner).

BY Adam McGill

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1. “Can I top that off for you?”
2. “Want a shot?”
3. “Freshen her up?”
4. “Still thirsty?”
5. “Cap off your cup?”
6. “Help me finish the pot?”
7. “Mo’ Joe for your mojo?”
8. “More coffee?”

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