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What People Were Saying About Me at the Party I Had to Miss Because I Was on a Flight Home From Chicago.
Oh, I meant to talk to you about that trip, but I needed to get some details from Shauna first.
There aren’t many people with young kids: there’s Keith, Joe, Shauna.
She seemed kind of crabby this week.
Me and Shauna went there Thursday and the salad was pretty good.
It is like God’s face turned from the Israelites: Why hath she forsaken us?
It was like this virus that Shauna had.
Maybe she’s just not very nice.
Is she the one with the horse poster?
No, not Shauna, Salma.
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