Buddha probably doesn’t have hooves.
Buddha probably doesn’t have more than four legs.
Buddha probably doesn’t have a curled tail.
Buddha is probably not hotter than the sun.
Buddha is probably not a type of grass.
Buddha is probably not an operation.
You might not be able to wear Buddha on your wedding day.
Buddha might not be used as a bleaching agent.
Buddha is probably not an element.
Buddha is probably not a feline.
You might not need a key to use Buddha.
People might not put ketchup on Buddha.
Buddha is probably not a human body part.
Buddha is probably not a member of the weasel family.
Buddha probably doesn’t grow in a bunch.
Buddha probably doesn’t have scales.
Buddha is probably not native to Madagascar.
Buddha is probably not distilled.
Buddha is probably not a form of currency.
Buddha is probably not similar to a dog.
You might not drink from Buddha.
Buddha is probably not a spring vegetable.
Buddha is probably not a work of art.
You might not be able to normally use Buddha with a saddle.
Buddha probably doesn’t slither.
Buddha is probably not a digital storage medium.
Buddha is probably not native to New Zealand.
Buddha is probably not a dessert.
Buddha is probably not usually stuffed.
You might not need Buddha to go bowling.
Buddha probably doesn’t grow on birds.
Buddha is probably not a Mountain.
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