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What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me.
“I think wall-to-wall beige carpeting is the way to go.”
“How can we beige it up even more?”
“Let’s paint all the walls the exact same beige as the beige light-switch covers at Home Depot.”
“Still not beige enough.”
“We could paint the moldings beige, that might help.”
“Everyone loves beige!”
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