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What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me.
“I think wall-to-wall beige carpeting is the way to go.”
“How can we beige it up even more?”
“Let’s paint all the walls the exact same beige as the beige light-switch covers at Home Depot.”
“Still not beige enough.”
“We could paint the moldings beige, that might help.”
“Everyone loves beige!”
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by Cory Koller (5/20/2010)
My Dream Kitchen
by Mark Schatzker (3/13/2000)
A Review of the New Museum in My Neighborhood
by Sophie Pollitt-Cohen (1/22/2010)
RECENTLYSenior Year is Totally Gonna Rule Because After That My Life is Going to Be an Endless Abyss of Longing!
by Lane Moore (5/24/2013)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
by Christine Schrum (5/24/2013)
The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: The 49ers, #119: Kathryn Harrison
by Rob Trucks (5/24/2013)
POPULARI Would Like to Be Pope
by John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)