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What the Stock Pages Would Look Like if Businesses Chose Ticker Abbreviations the Way Bar Patrons Choose Initials for Arcade-Game High-Score Lists.

BY B.M. Lilley

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TIT +1/2
ASS -1 1/4
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POT -1/4
SEX -1/2
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JIM -3/8
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