Love and spouse went to bed angry, she grabbed a nearby hatpin, the rest was on the news.

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When Love was eleven years old, it was involved in an incident that combined jumping on the bed and a pair of scissors. Love is only blind in one eye.

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Apparently, too much of “that” does in fact cause damage to the optic nerve. Love will never doubt its mother again.

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Doctor botched Lasik surgery. Love was trying to look younger for the new wife.

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Love is not really blind, but involved in an elaborate insurance scam.

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Syphilis. Love was young, impetuous, and in Europe for the first time.

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Self-inflicted. Love was really obsessed with Jose Feliciano at one point.

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Love is a famous Delta blues singer.

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It’s a tragic story Love would really rather not get into. Turns out, dude, that was its mom!