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Copyright 2004 New Times
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May 25, 2001

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LEMON
By Lawrence Krauser, McSweeney's (2000), $16.50

In the beginning there was Dave Eggers. And Eggers wrote A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, and it was good. And from the mind of Eggers sprang McSweeney's, the semiquarterly literary magazine, as well as the somewhat more regularly published Web site www.mcsweeneys.net. And from McSweeney's Volume 2 came an excerpt of playwright Lawrence Krauser's first novel, Lemon. And now, finally, we have Lemon itself. And it is good. And so terribly strange.

Lemon, for which Krauser has individually ink-scribbled the slipcovers of all 10,000 extant copies, follows the slow decline of Wendell, a memoist for a company run by the heirs of Buckminster Fuller. He is dumped by his girlfriend following an epistolary exchange in which he complains, "If our relationship were the history of music, then we have not evolved beyond Mozart." Things go downhill from there. A pinched nerve paralyzes half of Wendell's face. He has to wear an eye patch. His apartment deteriorates. His friends, who serve as the foil to his increasingly disintegrating life, are smug in their normalcy. And then this lemon turns up.

Let us be frank: Wendell transfers his affections from girlfriend to lemon. Let us be more frank: he eventually--and I am not sure how to describe this to you--has sex with it. He loses his job. His parents freak out. His friends do likewise. His boss terms him a "citrussexual." He has many thoughtful moments about what it constitutes to be a "thing," and if to love one is so very strange. Yes, it is. But then again, maybe it isn't.

Lemon is mostly prose, but Krauser occasionally breaks into limerick as well as into one long poem that turns out to be more or less a History of the Lemon Since the Beginning of the Universe. Every now and then, the text veers into digressions on the role of lemons in art, the lemon-shaped dome in architecture, the cultural significance of yellow. On first read, Krauser's narrative style can be oblique, occasionally almost Yoda-like; you have to peer through the words to see the story beneath. But on second read, it's perfectly lucid, and when it is good, it is so very, very good. "Love, or the word love, is like an elusive jungle bird that because it is so durable has thousands of mimics and camouflaged neighbors," Krauser writes. And later, "The heart is not a loony mess of gloopy flaps and percolating snailations, it is a lively gob of joyful leaping-forward/ diving back. More glossy than matte, it is all of a piece, break-dancing master of the house, the liveliest spot in the body." Lemon is a book for sour times, when the hero is a grotesque, and love is a very bitter fruit.

--Kara Platoni

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