Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From Steroids! The Musical. (3/21/2005)

Letters for Martha (3/30/2004)

Mars Politica (1/27/2004)

Ben Greenman’s Money-Making Schemes: Project Two: The Bearable Lightness of Unbeing (10/22/2003)

Ben Greenman’s Money-Making Schemes: Project One: Life Begins at Conceptual Art (10/22/2003)

On the Occasion, Give or Take, Of the Fiftieth Anniversary of the First Staging, In Paris, Of Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, A Few Representative Selections from The Annotated Treasury of Waiting For Godot Parodies (7/25/2003)

My Hidden Agenda (7/3/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Messing ’Round With The Best Of Them (1/16/2003)

Sometree/Anytree? (11/15/2002)

Oh Mama!, Part One (11/5/2002)

Snakehead Recipes (8/5/2002)

Bell Time (3/18/2002)

Black, Grey, Green, Red, Blue: A Letter From a Famous Painter On The Moon (1/7/2002)