Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry (7/13/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Good Night (4/3/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Got Your Toes (4/2/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Ironic Pentameter (4/1/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Doggone It (3/31/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic (3/30/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Jumbo Brat (3/9/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: 2% (2/17/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wack-Ed Flow (1/28/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Loverboys (1/12/2009)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Unhappy Holidays (12/23/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Thankful (11/27/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Bye, Bi (11/11/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Personal Space (10/29/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: My Beard (10/17/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Big Mistake (8/27/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: The Moon (8/8/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kung Who (7/30/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Hurley (6/27/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Torture (5/29/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Oldsmobile (5/15/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Gawker Delay (4/23/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Overripe (4/8/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Baby Fate (3/11/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Like Magic (2/13/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Positive Thinking (1/27/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Buffaloed (1/8/2008)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Money Shot (12/3/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Looks (11/16/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Danger (10/24/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Humidity (10/8/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business (9/27/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Guilty as Charged (8/16/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kidding (3/27/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Fun (3/6/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Roaming (2/22/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Ouch (2/15/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Novel (2/7/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Yes Man (1/31/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Milking It (1/24/2007)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Evenings and Weekends (8/22/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Fat No More (8/10/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: So Emo (8/3/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Rejected Playboy Party Joke (7/27/2006)

List: Shows I Pitched VH1 (7/19/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Lonely Planet (7/18/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Advice From the Romance Department (7/12/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Not Bright (7/6/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Thumb (6/21/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Unclassified (6/14/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Air Conditioning (6/7/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Oh Brother (5/31/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Pigs (5/23/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: JC Penney (5/19/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Pet Theory (5/10/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Um, Good and What Was I Thinking? (5/4/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Brian’s Secret and Aromatherapy (4/24/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Amen and Alcoholics Anonymous Anonymous (4/19/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Red State and Whodunit (4/11/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: My Method (4/3/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wildlife Preserves (3/16/2006)

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Baby News! (3/13/2006)

List: My Personal Mottoes (7/7/2005)