List: Catalog Headlines That Made Me Daydream of Big Success (1/14/2002)

Four Under Twenty Whom You Need Not Watch. (12/12/2001)

What Women Want (10/31/2001)

List: A Good Salesman Can Sell (9/3/2001)

Sound Check At The Central Park Open Mic Poetry Reading (7/24/2001)

List: Four Things I Would Have Said to Sylvia Plath If I Had Been Her Boyfriend (2/23/2001)

List: Rhetorical Questions Posed By My Dentist That I Honestly Believe I Would Answer Yes To (1/12/2001)

Excerpts From the Script of the Completely Made-Up Walking Tour of Greenwich Village I Have Recently Been Giving, for a Small Fee, to Unsuspecting Tourists (12/6/2000)

Revising Strunk and White (11/10/2000)

Kids Say the Darnedest Things (10/11/2000)

List: Rejected Pictures For Commemorative New York Subway Fare Cards (10/4/2000)

List: Ineffective Lines Deleted From Final Revisions of Violent Box-Office Hits (9/28/2000)

List: The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today, Part 2 (9/21/2000)

New Riddles for Five-Ounce Dixie Cups (8/11/2000)

List: The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today (2/23/2000)

List: 3 Little Things I Regret Having Said (2/14/2000)