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Elizabeth Bastos
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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September 20, 2012Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
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