List: Other Political Parties Inspired By Things Upon Which People Generally Agree (10/27/2010)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Jenga (7/28/2009)

Executives-Only Version of Recent AIG Security Memorandum (3/30/2009)

List: Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic (3/13/2009)

List: Failed Food Cross-Promotions of the 1970s and Their Taglines (1/29/2009)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Cranium (1/14/2009)

List: Unpromising Apartment-Ad Teasers Actually Found on Craigslist That Would Make Even Less Promising Personal-Ad Teasers (12/19/2008)

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter (11/3/2008)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: The Game of Life (6/24/2008)

List: Jobs That Have Salaries Arguably Incommensurate With the Work They Entail (5/14/2008)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Twister (4/4/2008)

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two (1/24/2008)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Hungry Hungry Hippos (1/16/2008)

List: Art Movements Inspired by 2008 Presidential Hopefuls (1/10/2008)

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four (12/5/2007)

List: New Romantic-Networking Websites for the Single Archaeologist (11/8/2007)

Monologue: My Workplace Eulogy, as Given by My Boss, in Office Jargon (11/6/2007)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Yahtzee (10/22/2007)

The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Monopoly (9/25/2007)

Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain (9/4/2007)

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three (6/27/2007)

Accounts Of My More Notable Childhood Street Fights, Written Not By Me But By Totally Unbiased Eyewitnesses (5/30/2007)

Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking (4/19/2007)

List: Long-Awaited Sequels to Aeschylus’s Prometheus Bound (2/22/2007)

List: Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association (11/16/2006)

Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues (9/26/2006)

List: Original Title Suggestions by J.D. Salinger’s Publisher That Could Have Been Deleterious to the Success of His Magnum Opus (8/30/2006)

Anticlimactic Retellings Of Near Death Experiences Rejected For Inclusion In A Forthcoming Talk Show Segment Entitled “Life, Death, And Beyond.” (8/24/2006)

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja (7/24/2006)

List: Board Games Inspired by the Bush Administration (7/7/2006)

List: Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns (5/11/2006)

Nihilist Job Résumé (4/3/2006)

Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter (1/9/2006)

List: Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced (7/15/2005)