ARTICLES BY
Eric Hague
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Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs! (10/24/2012)
I Don’t Think Liberals Realize We’ve Been Joking About the Whole Homophobia Thing (8/28/2012)
In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC (7/24/2012)
The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch (3/29/2012)
Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System (12/12/2011)
A Stripped-Down, Compromised Draft of the American Jobs Act (11/8/2011)
Actually, “STFU” is an Initialism, Not an Acronym (6/2/2011)
Our Daughter Isn’t a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn’t Read Atlas Shrugged (8/12/2010)
Retraction: There is In Fact Such a Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer (7/9/2010)
A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants (5/27/2010)