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ARTICLES BY
Francis Heaney

List: The Least Believable Things I Can Reach With a Cane While Sitting at My Computer (10/26/2000)

List: Steps in the Creation of a List (10/17/2000)

Some Little Fables To Help You in Your Life (10/3/2000)

Francis Heaney’s Lipogrammatic Consumer Guide (8/16/2000)

Imaginary Dialogues (7/19/2000)

A D’Agostino Supermarket Receipt Found Left Inside a Copy of Denis Johnson’s Jesus’ Son by the Previous Person to Check it out of the Library, Presumably Used as a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Type of Person Who Reads This (12/16/1999)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: A Short Story About David Gergen Using Only Words That Can be Spelled with the Letters in “David Gergen.” (11/5/1999)

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