ARTICLES BY
Jack Loftus
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Denny’s Research & Development Team Leader Doesn’t Have Time For Your Shit (9/27/2011)
A Hoth Realtor Addresses Some of the Concerns Being Raised Over His Decision to Turn Han Solo’s Deceases Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment (5/11/2011)
The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included (4/13/2011)
Monologue: The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials (12/14/2010)