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List: One-of-a-Kind Government Positions (5/16/2013)
Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo (2/2/2011)
Henry Clay Will Solve Our Problems (1/21/2010)
The Confirmation Hearing of Sonia Sotomayor, If the Hearing Were Held In Front of the 1977 Kansas City Royals Instead of the Senate Judiciary Committee (7/13/2009)
List: Correspondences Between TV Characters and Sets Containing a Specified Number of Items (12/19/2007)
Responses To Recurrent Critiques Of My Toothbrush Of The Month Club Idea (11/14/2006)
Guestbook: Vermont Applebrook Inn, Lancaster Suite, January 1, 1999-May 1, 2001 (Excerpts) (2/23/2004)
List: Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot onto the Street When a Car Is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran over Your Foot (2/22/2004)
List: Things You Should Not Substitute for Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even if You Are Out of Whipped Cream (11/6/2003)