ARTICLES BY
Jesse Eisenberg

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Ashram and Mom (12/12/2013)

Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls (11/12/2013)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises (11/1/2013)

A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar (10/2/2013)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family (8/6/2013)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend (6/3/2013)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Matthew’s House (2/22/2013)

Body Rituals Among the Lauxesortem (12/11/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans (11/21/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival (10/2/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria (8/20/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Tcby. (8/1/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel (7/9/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Masgouf (6/6/2012)

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Sushi Nozawa (5/24/2012)

Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times (2/15/2012)

A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar (12/28/2011)

Marxist-Socialists Jokes (2/24/2010)

Manageable Tongue Twisters. (11/30/2009)

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