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It Happens Every Spring (3/20/2012)

Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet (6/24/2011)

Freud: The Rebranding (7/26/2010)

This is a Bank Robbery (3/11/2010)

Live From the Apollo 11 (7/20/2009)

So You’ve Been Buried Alive (10/31/2008)

The Best Bastille Day Party Ever (7/14/2008)

Bomb Disposal: A Primer (4/15/2008)

A Routine Traffic Stop Can Change Everything In An Instant (11/26/2007)

About What Happened At The Carnival (10/15/2007)

Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page (8/31/2007)

My Choral Dilemma (6/6/2007)

I Fell In Love With The Script (5/22/2007)

I Probably Shouldn’t Have Opted For The Cheapest HMO (1/18/2007)

Web Spite (9/21/2006)

Playground Rhymes For The Real World (7/21/2006)

Out Of Office Autoreply (6/12/2006)

I’m A Little Unnerved By My Eharmony Profile (4/19/2006)

Working The Kidneys (3/22/2006)

Brave New Language (2/22/2006)

A Mother’s Plea (1/27/2006)

Clue Confessions (1/5/2006)

Dealing With an Ex-Nazi Neighbor (10/14/2005)

Notes to My Household Staff (9/22/2005)

Anticlimactic Twilight Zone Episodes (8/5/2005)

Honeybee Waggle Dance Reviews (6/17/2005)

Medical Case Histories on Mount Olympus (5/9/2005)

Goofus, Gallant, Rashomon (3/11/2005)

What to Expect After Your Surgery (3/4/2005)

Emotional Baggage: This Season’s Fashions (12/21/2004)

List: Non-Recommended Questions for Your Five-Minute Speed Date (12/6/2004)

Develop Your Lateral Thinking (12/1/2004)

Hiking Safety Tips (10/8/2004)

We Must Protest (5/7/2001)

Ann Landers’ Parallel Universe (11/30/2000)