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Bar Trivia Night (10/23/2013)
Obi-Wan, Can You Stop Saying “Sand People”? It’s Kind of Racist (7/11/2013)
A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.” (5/8/2013)
Election 20,012 B.C.: Where the Candidates Stand On the Issues (10/22/2012)
Attention Cable and Satellite Subscribers: This Network is Being Dropped Because Your Provider is Being a Giant Douche (7/13/2012)
Prospectus for Silicon Valley’s Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong (6/6/2012)
Welcome to the Official Kickstarter Page for Greece! (3/1/2012)
The Consumer Product Safety Commission Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for “Baby Boomers.” (2/9/2012)
Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said Otherwise (12/21/2011)
Are You a Power-Mad Dictator of a Foreign Land? Have You Always Wanted to Express Yourself Through Improv? (8/8/2011)
The Committee for Public Harrumphing Will Hold an Open Hearing Next Friday (6/6/2011)
After a Thorough Battery of Tests We Can Now Recommend “The Newspaper” As the Best e-Reader On the Market (8/11/2010)
List: Considered but Discarded Names for the Indie Band Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin (2/2/2007)