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March 13, 2023How to Fix a Stalled Career Sidetracked by a Troubling Fungi Obsession
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June 28, 2021Unfortunate New Data Regarding Your Positive Attitude
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June 21, 2021Jack Kerouac’s On the Peloton
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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March 29, 2021Spring Is Here! We’re Going to Have to Change Out of Our Sweatpants Now, Aren’t We?
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December 23, 2020How the Grinch Stalled Whovid
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March 18, 2020Effective Immediately: We Are Closing Our Homeschool
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January 24, 2019Your Dry January Is Obliterating Our Parent Friend Group
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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January 5, 2018Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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June 27, 2016We’re 3-D Printing Chipmunks Into the Newsroom and Streaming It On Facebook Live!
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack