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List: Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a More Literate Crowd (11/8/2006)

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #20: Christ in Space (10/1/2006)

List: Biblical Horror Movies (8/25/2006)

List: Upcoming Amazing Stunts by Magician David Blaine (8/4/2006)

List: Failed NASA Space Programs (7/19/2006)

List: Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company (6/20/2006)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Duran Duran’s “The Chauffeur.” (9/15/2005)

List: Authorial Candy Bars, With Their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren’t as Successful as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar (6/29/2005)

List: Jobs Mickey Goldmill Got Fired From Before Becoming Rocky Balboa’s Beloved Coach (5/13/2005)

List: Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu (3/4/2005)

List: Things You Don’t Expect to See on a Baby Shower Announcement (2/18/2005)

List: Ten Things the Guy at Starbucks Is Thinking While Looking at the Brunette Barista Behind the Counter (1/26/2005)