List: Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles (5/26/2005)

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: A Name-Tag Snafu at the Annual Spice Girls/ Smurfs/ Seven Dwarfs Convention (9/10/2003)

One Morning, At The Office (8/20/2001)

The Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous and The Twelve Steps of Creating a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon (as Listed on the MacyParade.com Web Site), Head to Head (11/23/2000)

List: Searching for Orthographical Consensus by Counting Search Results on Google.com, Part One: The Leader of Libya (10/24/2000)

Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates (6/14/2000)

My Dogme95 Confession (3/14/2000)

List: Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B.” (1/17/2000)

List: Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.” (1/10/2000)

Hypothetical Transcript of the Discussion Leading to the Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Panda (12/3/1999)

Fake Memo about Superman’s Vision. (9/24/1999)

Plath or Gabrielle? (7/14/1999)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: The Gergiad: A Limerick Cycle (6/24/1999)