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Attempts to Find a Symbol for the Conflict Between My Screenplay’s Protagonist and Antagonist (2/17/2014)
Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.” (8/2/2013)
I’d Like To Take a Moment to Talk About the Plight of Drone Veterans (5/13/2013)
Audience Participation Cues for the My Dinner With André Midnight Madness Screening (12/19/2012)
The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide (7/25/2011)
FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense (11/19/2010)
North Korea’s Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs At The People’s Shack Of Laffs (12/3/2009)
Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter (8/15/2008)