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ARTICLES BY
Matthew Simmons

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List: Two Things That Aren’t Covered by Your Friend With Benefits (7/19/2007)

List: Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”." (5/12/2005)

List: Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory (5/10/2005)

List: Ways Jesus Saves (2/16/2005)

This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I’d Like to Return It, Please (9/13/2004)

List: Why Love Is Blind (11/6/2003)

List: Things I Would Say to Dorothy Parker If I Was Her Boyfriend that Would Lead to a Huge Fight (8/21/2003)

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