Four Short Plays About Selling a Glass-Top Coffee Table, as Posted by My Neighbor, George, in Our Apartment Building’s Elevator (7/9/2009)

Reviews of a Struggling Actor’s First Three Bank Heists (4/8/2008)

Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade. (10/10/2002)

The Seventy-Ounce Steak, An Interview with John Laslo, about Eating It All in an Hour, Part Two (9/6/2002)

The Seventy-Ounce Steak, An Interview with John Laslo, about Eating It All in an Hour, Part One. (8/16/2002)

No Hurry (6/28/2002)

About the Doorknobs of America, An Interview with Bruce Gerrie, Curator of the First Major Exhibit of Antique Doorknobs in the United States (2/1/2002)

The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Disagreement. (11/5/2001)

Me And The Ruffz (10/9/2001)

The Attacks and Their Aftermath: Pennsylvania Avenue. (9/21/2001)

Spring 2001 Project (5/17/2001)

List: Passwords Printed on the Eight Trial Software Packages AOL Has Mailed to Me since December 20, and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me (4/10/2001)

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: My Internship (2/9/2001)

List: “The doggie.com Domain Name Has Been Registered”: Register.com’s Proposed Alternate Domain Names (10/31/2000)

List: The Blots vs. The Sharks: The Blots’ Playbook (1/31/2000)