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ARTICLES BY
Melissa Bell

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List: Things Heard During John Cage’s Folsom Prison Performance of “4’33”." (5/12/2005)

List: Ways Jesus Saves (2/16/2005)

List: Really Boring Books for Children (10/1/2004)

List: My Heart Belongs to Puff Daddy: Proposed New Names for Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in Honor of St. Valentine’s Day (5/3/2004)

Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half (10/27/2003)

List: Foods and Beverages That Are Bad for You (1/7/2002)

List: Nine Words Probably Not Ever Found in Personal Ads (11/5/2001)

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