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ARTICLES BY
Patrick Cassells

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List: Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films (3/2/2007)

Monologue: Tom Skerritt’s Speech to the Cadets in Top Gun Is Probably Long Enough as It Is (2/14/2007)

List: Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out (8/26/2005)

List: The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn (6/24/2005)

List: Embarrassing Things That Might Happen to You While Using a Lightsaber (5/18/2005)

A More Dynamic but Ultimately Inappropriate Version of Hal 9000’s Final Words from _2001: A Space Odyssey (2/25/2005)

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