Monologue: Spider-Man Speaks At Career Day (1/4/2011)

Do People Really Love My New Mustache? (8/30/2010)

Behind the Commandments: Moses’s Untold Story (4/2/2010)

E-Mail From Your Facilities Department (5/19/2009)

The Press Release for My Attempt to Break the Guinness World Record for Holding Breath Underwater (6/17/2008)

Letter of Recommendation for Rick Stoeckel, Who Was Homeschooled (2/26/2008)

Monologue: Bo Jackson Announces His Intention to Rush for Over 500 Yards in a Single Game in Tecmo Bowl for Nintendo (6/7/2007)

An HR Manager Responds to Alleged Infractions (5/17/2007)

Brutus And I (10/24/2006)

A Complaint To The California State Karate Association Regarding The Mr. Miyagi School Of Karate (8/17/2006)

My Memoirs Of My Geisha. (3/9/2006)

Monologue: “The Macho Man” Randy Savage Goes to the Doctor (8/4/2005)

The LISTSERV (5/16/2005)

List: Extreme Ways to Break Your Arm (2/16/2005)

Superman’s Fortress of Solitude (2/9/2005)

Isabella (4/18/2003)

The Presidency Took All of My Time, An Interview with Nick Prybella, on Being President of a Fraternity (6/7/2002)

No More Lost Cause, An Interview with James Sorrels, on His Interest in General Ulysses S. Grant (5/24/2002)