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Dionysus: Party Clown (8/6/2008)
List: If Allen Ginsberg Had Written Pay-Per-Click Ads (1/24/2008)
Monologue: Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About) (2/5/2007)
Gilgamesh, King Of Uruk In Babylonia (2700 B.C.), Responds To Advertising’s Biggest Questions (6/19/2006)
The Calls Of Cthulhu (3/3/2006)
How to Make Your Own Proverbs (1/8/2004)