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Tide Detergent’s President of Marketing Defines the Company’s Typical Customer (8/18/2014)
What is Success? (2/19/2014)
That’s Life (12/26/2013)
My Favorite Versions of iTunes (9/24/2013)
The Current State of My Body (9/3/2013)
Yelp Reviews of a Brick, a Twig, and the 8th Click Sound Made by Six Flags’ Kingda Ka Rollercoaster During its Initial Ascent (3/6/2013)
A Memo to the New Employee About Parking (2/21/2013)
Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday (3/11/2011)
Letters From the President (12/13/2010)
Monologue: A Ketchup Company Executive Would Like to Clarify the Conversation He Had With His Fellow Co-workers About Blowing Up Their Rival’s Ketchup Factory (10/26/2010)
The Unedited Version of The Social Network Movie Poster (10/12/2010)
Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn (9/23/2010)
Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit (9/9/2010)
Spy vs. Spy: The Unused Treatments (6/29/2005)