The Universe And I (3/12/2010)

List: Things Dorothy Parker Might Have Said, Had She Been a Mother (1/28/2010)

The Moon: Myths and Facts (9/30/2003)

List: Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition (7/21/2003)

A Few More Grim Stories (6/18/2003)

How These Stories End (3/13/2003)

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Ron Sexsmith’s “Lebanon, Tennessee.” (1/14/2003)

Conversation Between Two People (9/26/2002)

Signs And Wonders (9/4/2002)

Iris’s Metamorphosis (8/22/2002)

Surely Some Revelation (8/8/2002)

It Could Happen To You (7/18/2002)

Sleep (7/1/2002)

Helpful Sayings (5/21/2002)

Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention (5/8/2002)

Still More Grim Stories (4/30/2002)

What’s Gone, What’s Past Help (4/16/2002)

More Grim Stories (11/13/2001)

The Name Game (10/29/2001)

Grim Stories. (9/6/2001)

List: Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed (8/20/2001)

List: Words That Would Make Nice Names for Babies, If It Weren’t For Their Unsuitable Meanings (11/15/2000)

Dear Mr. Colorful Radio Personality (5/31/2000)